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Helpful advice

If you send your resume to someone. Bike teams, work, match.com, etc… Make sure the file name isn’t “resume.doc” try something like “bobsmithresume.doc” or just “bobsmith.doc” When someone has a file with a handful of ones that say “resume” and and handful of ones with contact info who do you think will get the call back?

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8 Responses to “Helpful advice”

  1. Adrienne Says:
    October 30th, 2007 at 5:05 am

    Sounds like you are having fun!

  2. Maria Says:
    October 30th, 2007 at 5:18 am

    bobsmith.doc?

  3. Bobber Says:
    October 30th, 2007 at 9:06 am

    reallyfastguy.doc

  4. Mark Says:
    October 30th, 2007 at 11:09 am

    Mine was 15poundsoverweightCat5.doc.

    Did I make the cut?!

  5. 100% Amurican Says:
    October 30th, 2007 at 11:11 am

    Mike- D-Spot - Dietrich
    Age: 26
    Weight: 142.46
    Height: F’n Tall
    Hobbies: Legal Costa Ricans
    Cock Push ups: 1 (per hour)

    I started racing mini tricycles at age 2. I was soon moved to big wheels due to my abnormally long femurs for a 3 year old. Within years I transformed into an elite caliber racer winning all types of events including the ever so famous drunken shotgun wheelbarrow medley. For cross training I would throw pig skins clear over them there mountains. Later, My versatility of being able to pack a small cycling team and equipment into a Toyota Black hawk and safely transport them to national caliber races was recognized and I landed my first pro stint. All the while studying at school and making quarterly drives across the nation and training daily through the Boston ghetto. Due to an injury I have found myself without a squad but, I am back.

    Please consider me for your team. If not as a rider, please consider me as a security guard for your equipment truck. I have an extensive background in security guardation. If not for that. I could be a cross trainer and teach your riders how to master the pigskin.

    I look forward to sporting your spandex colors.

    MIKE DieTriCH

  6. Matt Mackenzie Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    Well that explains why I don’t get any responses from match.com. Perhaps I shouldn’t include a photo as well.

    badMoFo,pdf

  7. Dan Schmatz Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    SHE AINT LEGAL!!!!!!

  8. Melina Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    very interesting. i’m adding in RSS Reader

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